I haven't been updating because of something you said.
Actually, that's not true. I haven't been updating because I haven't been riding and it's hurting me greatly. I have had one thing after another preventing me from having a little bike fun, but I hope to be back in the saddle next week. I do have one ride from a few weeks ago that I haven't documented, but you know, it goes like this:
Big Loop, ow, pain! Fun! Ow! So slow! Yay for dinner!
More soon, kids. I promise.